Floyd N

Kaizer Chiefs are a damaged goods

I've been supporting Kaizer Chiefs all my life but since Steve Khomphela joined as the head coach, sorry I meant headless coach of Kaizer Chiefs, my blood levels, sugar levels, and glucose levels have rised drastically. We even lost to Jomo Cosmos, now how am I supposed go to work knowing that my Orlando Pirates fans and collegues will be laughing at me. I've decided to migrate from Kaizer Chiefs to Orlando Pirates, because with Pirates, even if they get eaten more than prostitutes, they can boast about the star they won in 1995. The english that Khomphela speaks cannot even drop my glucose levels or high blood pressure. I've also decided to cancel my Kaizer Chiefs funeral cover because if I cant trust them with goals, how can I trust them with my money?