SO SLOW

My order was placed on the 23rd March, that’s a month ago on Monday.

I called in was told it would be delivered on the 10th April, that came and went. Called in again was promised it would be delivered on the 15th, finally got a reply to me email sent stating it would be delivered this week as per the telephonic conversation which again even though that was not what was discussed its now Friday the 17th and I still don’t my order.

How does it take a month to deliver an order?